Well at least I didn't e-mail you all this crap, right!?
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
cute. NOT lologmz 13 srs?
well you guys don't know the latest do you? there's a paternity challenge to this now, you really cant make this up. It makes me proud to be British really! (Large lump in throat)