Saturday, May 30, 2009

You don't want THIS married?

So Prop 8 was upheld this past week and this annoyingly adorable couple have a great response; Obviously, in involves lip sinking.

Seriously California... how could you not want to let that get married?!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Waiting for Weezy

From her hilarious White House Correspondents' Dinner speech to the arrival of her two new babies with her wife, Wanda Sykes is on a roll these days.

Check out her appearance on the Tonight Show from last night where she makes fun of the media skirting the race issue when talking about Michelle Obama.


Now before you move on to the next post....

I want you to stick with this one for a while, because a little past the minute mark it gets extremely satisfying, extremely weird, and highly amusing. I promise!

Skateboarders? Snipers? Terrorists? Leprechauns? AND Madonna!?

Damn Punk Kids...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Adam Lambert and Susan Boyle Duet

So what if Adam Lambert lost "American Idol"? I think one lady's glad Adam's back on the market: Susan Boyle. Check out what happens when the frumpy queen of lowering expectations gets her hooks into him. Highly amusing...

Oh, and if you care:

Susan Boyle garnered the most phone in votes with her rendition of “Memory,” from
Cats, to be the first contestant to move to the finals of Britain's Got Talent this past weekend.

Do You Want a WHAT?!

Wow. Dawn is something else.

'Between Two Ferns' - Bradley Cooper

Here is the latest in the series "Between Two Ferns" where Zach Galifianakis interviews his costar, Bradley Cooper, from "The Hangover."

I think it's the best so far.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Gay Marriage Confuses Stupid Children

From the group that brought us the awesome "Gay storm" commercial, here's one on how gay marriage just confuses and confounds good little Christian children. How are we supposed to teach children that a woman's place is in the kitchen if someone else tells them that sometimes a man doesn't want to marry a woman? HOW I ASK YOU?? -

Grizzly Bear - 'Two Weeks'

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Grizzly Bear
, a favorite band of mine, has a new album coming out on Tuesday called Veckatimest. Check out the interesting video for their first single Two Weeks.

Upon first watch I though I may have taken one too many of my happy pills, but nah; It's just gloriously odd.

It'll make your head explode!

Two Weeks

And be sure to check out the very trippy video for one of their older songs, Knife, if you haven't already. I really want to know what's going on there...


Thursday, May 21, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

First Look: Fox's 'The Cleveland Show'

Banker Rescues Suicidal Ducks

Prolly the cutest thing you'll see all week!

Joel Armstrong is no duck connoisseur. The 43-year-old banker and father of two learned everything he knows about ducks through Google. But this Saturday, none of that mattered as he helped rescue a new family of ducklings.

For the past 35 days, Armstrong watched as a mother duck nested on a ledge outside his office window…two blocks from the Spokane River in Washington state. On Saturday morning, Armstrong arrived in town for the annual Lilac Festival parade. Seeing the newly hatched ducklings nervously pacing back and forth on the ledge, he knew they were stuck. Their mother stood waiting below, but the jump off the ledge was too far for the ducklings.

Armstrong hasn’t played baseball since grade school, but he stepped up to the plate ready to help. Standing below the ledge, he caught each duckling as they leapt into his waiting hands below. By the time it was over, a crowd had gathered for the parade. To the sound of cheers and applause, the mother duck led her ducklings to water. - ABC News

I love happy endings!

Damn. I think I have some dirt or something in my eye...

Sunday, May 17, 2009

No Asians, Thank You

Be sure to stick around for the amusing twist ending.

Making an Ass of Yourself for all Eternity

Crying like a little bitch on camera is bad enough, but this poor kid gets an extra helping of emotional smackdown from his dad.

I know being a teen is rough, but this is freakin hilarious.

Sorry for the damn keyboard cat thing. I couldn't find a clip w/o it. It's not my favorite YouTube fad.

Dog Protects its Injured Mother

Hey, a police video where they are not harming a member of the public! Yay!

I'm Nodding in Approval...

Via - holytaco

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Asylum films released the trailer for its new "mockbuster" this week: "Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus" and it stars no less than Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson(!)...

This is quality stuff folks. Yup. Quality stuff...

Ricky Gervais & Patrick Stewart + Bambi

= Awesome?

Dunno, but this 'Extras' scene between Ricky Gervais and Patrick Stewart overdubbed from 'Bambi' definitely held my attention.

Texas Kid Not Afraid to Fight the Taliban in His Pink I ♥ NY Boxer Shorts

This U.S. soldier was caught with his pants down as he displayed his love for New York while fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. He's proudly sporting some very stylin' pink boxers. And there's nuthin wrong with that. Nuthin.

I'm sure NY ♥'s you too, man.


Update: Check out the whole story about the Texas kid here.

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Tracking the Roomba

I've always wondered about the efficiency of those little things and found the below to be very interesting. I kinda want one now, but I think my dog would consider it his new favorite toy.


I set up a photo camera in my room, turned out all the lights and took a long-exposure shot of my roomba doing it’s thing for about 30 minutes. The result is a picture that shows the path of the roomba through it’s cleaning cycle, it looks like a flight map or something. It really hits every spot!

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Explore. Dream. Discover.

Seems like advice worth following...

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Star Trek on SNL

So I braved the long lines and obnoxious fans and checked out the newest Star Trek movie at my local IMAX over the weekend. And I gotta say: IT TOTALLY ROCKED!

I certainly don't view myself as a Trekker, but have been a fan of the original series as well as a few of the better reincarnations. Enough so to get geek wood when I caught a clips of a Tribble cleverly placed in the background of one of the shots.

Some of the cast stopped by SNL's Weekend Update....

Wanda Sykes at White House Correspondents Dinner

Wanda Sykes killed at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Sykes became the first African-American women and the first openly gay person to ever perform jokes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Check out the whole speech below.

Part 1

Part 2

Sweet Yo Mama Jokes for Mother's Day

"Yo mama jokes" just weren't the same yesterday...

Your mom's like Halle Berry, she's just all gorgeous and shit.


Saturday, May 9, 2009

Drugs Are Bad, Mkay

I wish a knew the backstory to this clip; I found it highly amusing.

This dude wins at internet this week.


So, obviously, I have to include the epic clip from Mr Mackey...

If it's your bag, you can even check out a techno mix of it. It's a'ight, but if you really want to laugh, check this one out.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Straight Talk w/Carson Kressley

Are you a fabulous gay man or fascinating power lesbian?

Well "Queer Eye"'s Carson Kressley will teach you How To Talk To Boring Straight People!

Just watch this ad for his Straight Talk instructional CDs which will inform you how to negotiate the mind-numbing world of heterosexuality. Call now!

Natalie Portman gets 'Between Two Ferns'

Zach Galifianakis, one of my all time favorite comedians, has a wildly hilarious internet talk show "Between Two Ferns". You can check out all of the awkwardly amusing episodes here or check out the newest episode below.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

'How's Your News' meets Amy Sedaris

AND she makes her freakin' famous Southern Cheeseballs...
Need a better reason to watch?

Well what about if I tell ya there are Piglet impressions too!?

I love me some Amy Sedaris....
Oh, and puns. I love puns. This clip has both! Yay!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Movie

The Onion has discovered that true fans of the long-running series and early films are deeply disappointed that the new one is both fun and entertaining.

Supposedly “it lacks stiff acting and heavy-handed message of tolerance”


Monday, May 4, 2009

Today is offically Star Wars Day

star wars wedding

May the 4th be with you.

There are a lot of official 'events' happening today, but I found this wedding to be the most amusing.

Honestly, I cannot think of Star Wars now without thinking of Trump, the Insult Comic Dog's, vicious (but amazingly hilarious) take on a fan line of a NY premier...

Part 1

Part 2

To this day, one of the funniest things I've seen on late night TV.

For me to poop on...