Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Patton Oswalt - "Christmas Shoes"

Patton Oswalt HILARIOUSLY deconstructs a popular Christmas story.

Long, but TOTALLY worth it. Check it out!

I Wish It Was Christmas Today

Julian Casablancas went on Jimmy Fallon to perform his cover of one of my favorite SNL Christmas skits: “I Wish It Was Christmas Today.” Jimmy, a newly skinny Horatio Sanz, and the Roots contributed to the awesomeness.

Sparkling Vampires


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Merry Christmas. Or Not.

The Doveworld Outreach Center has a very important Christmas message for you.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

FLAIRS - 'Truckers Delight'

Highly amusing, yet SO NSFW...

Think Spielberg's Duel + Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat Kill Kill! and Marc Dorcel's wildest fantasies. All warped into an 8-bit Sega era style graphic.

James Lipton Sexting PSA

I, for one, always listen to advice from "Inside the Actor's Studio" host James Lipton.

Before you text, give it a ponder.

Monday, November 23, 2009

The Avett Brothers - 'Slight Figure Of Speech'

The Avett Brothers have teamed up with Funny or Die for their new single 'Slight Figure Of Speech.'

It's hilarious

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Gayest Flashmob Ever

Now I know that title describes just about every flashmob at this point, but whatever. This one IS pretty fabulous...

This past weekend Joyce Maynge, one of Australia's most famous & delicious drag queens (that's from the YouTube description, btw...), lead a Flash Mob of over 100 dancers at Bondi Beach. It was amusing.

El Baile Nuevo

AKA the "New Dance."

Living in Texas, I have seen this before. Usually tequila is involved.

Friday, November 13, 2009

How to Make Pumpkin Pie

Pumpkin Pie

Crackhead Chases A Laser

Man, I thought this was entertaining stuff when a dog or cat goes for it, but this is ten times more entertaining!

Clash Of The Titans

Check out the new trailer for the remake of the movie I was obsessed with as a kid. I remember rocking over 12 different character shirts! I was not a dork or anything...

Monday, November 2, 2009

Cadence and the Jack in the Box

Happy belated Halloween!

Get Yahself a Jack Chop!

Hope you had a Happy Halloween! Here's an gloriously bloody and profane spoof of TV's infamous "Slap Chop" infomercial that would be perfect for the holiday.

Plus, the Bahston accent is wicket ahsome!

Dancing to MJ at a Bus Stop

Some dude has been recording this happy dancer outside of his window over a period of 15 months. Enjoy...

Intense Mario Bros 2 Summary

I miss being this excited about Video Games...

Friday, October 30, 2009

"Sexual Activity" Trailer

From none of the people who brought you Paranormal Activity comes a terrifying look at one couple's with ghosts...of their dead romance and intimacy, that is.

Sexual Activity Trailer - Watch more Funny Videos

Drunk Ewoks Storm The Today Show

The Today Show dressed up in Star Wars costumes this morning, which was amusing in itself, but only until the Ewoks were released upon the hosts that true hilarity ensued. Bonus moonwalking points!

Parks And Recreation's Halloween PSA

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

YouTube Kids Remixed

Another interesting video mashup, but this time with cute kids, from Eclectic Method

Masculine Costumes For Feminine Boys

'If you want your child to depict a male dominated profession, be very careful not to choose one that's been co-opted by the gay community, like a fireman, a cop, a cowboy…otherwise they'll end up just looking like a stripper.'

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

Butter Boy Gets Down

This kid's toes start tapping after he tries deep-fried butter for the first time at the Texas State Fair. Can you blame him!?

Equilibrium is a Fickle Bitch

My first thought in my mind when I got wind of this vid was 'oh, god, please let it NOT be of me'....

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Gay Dude Analyzes “No Homo”

No One Hates Hula Hoops

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Mew - 'Repeaterbeater'


Mew is a Danish trio that has classified their music in the past as 'pretentious art rock' while most of the industry would call it by the increasingly unfashionable term 'progressive rock'. Regardless, after diving into their newest album, No More Stories / Are Told Today / I'm Sorry / They Washed Away / No More Stories / The World Is Grey / I'm Tired / Let's Wash Away, I was hooked. And yes, that's the full album's name. A whole poem. Hmmm... maybe that is pretentious... Anyhow, I went back and purchased as many of their older CDs I could find and was simply blown away.

The vid below is their newest, but I would highly recommend digging around for some of their other amazing stuff.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Austin City Limits Music Festival

I'll be gone for a few days enjoying the festival.

Check out the live stream on Hulu or below!

The Avett Brothers

I'll be heading to the Austin City Limits Music Festival and getting to see one of my favorite bands of all time tomorrow. Check back next week for most posts.

Until then, check out why I love 'em so much.

Pretty Girl from Chile - Live

Talk On Indolence

What's the Difference?

Via - The Daily What

Monday, September 28, 2009

100 YouTube Hits in 4 Minutes

A Nightmare On Elm Street

Check out the first teaser from the 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' reboot, which will star Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from Watchmen) as Freddy Krueger.

Family Guy Goes Disney

Family Guy went Disney last night in the hilarious season premiere. Everything's perfect, except that Meg is Ursula and everyone hates Jews.

I wish the clip was a little longer because the dig at Robot Chicken was too funny.

Human Tetris

A group of skateboarding Tetris fans took over the streets of San Francisco to play a pretty cool life-sized version.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

My next WHAT is WHERE?

Apparently, Hyena Cures 'Teh Gay'...

gay cure
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PSA: Protect Insurance Companies

"Why is Obama trying to reform health care when insurance companies are doing just fine making billions of dollars in profit?"

Check out Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Masi Oka, and other celebs band together to "protect" insurance company profits from the evils of health care reform.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Spider Lizard

Spider lizard; spider lizard; does whatever a spider...lizard can

Meet the Mwanza flat-headed rock agama. I want one. Read more the little guy here.

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Saturday, September 19, 2009

If the Teletubbies Didn't Terrify ya Before

...they will now.

I’ve been wary of the Teletubbies all my life, and some dude has created a mod for Left 4 Dead that portrays exactly what I've envisioned in my nightmares: Them stalking the Earth, attacking all those who stand in their way.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

I Ain't No Fan of Abdul's But...

... I did find this VH1 spot, where Paula lands her latest hosting gig at an employment agency, pretty hilarious.

VH1 Divas will air live Thursday, September 17 at 9 pm EST. The lineup includes Jennifer Hudson, Sheryl Crow, Cyndi Lauper, Melissa Etheridge, Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Jordin Sparks and Adele.

Kathy Griffin In 'Kate Is Enough'

Kathy Griffin was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and introduced her new Lifetime 'film,' "Kate Is Enough: The Kate Gosselin Story."

Bonus George Takei goodness...

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Happy 9.9.9 Day!

Please Don't Change, VH1!

Flava Flav
Now that a contestant on a VH1 reality TV show has killed himself after brutally murdering his wife, the network is reconsidering some of their trashier television shows and Current TV's Ben Hoffman is pissed. He doesn't want VH1 to go back to being that weird old-person's network that played a lot of Celine Dion, nay, he wants Flava Flav's ladies pooping on the floor and strippers trying to woo men on buses.

via - Current

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Note to SNL -

You've just fired one of the funnier current cast members of your show (Kristen Wiig topping the list, of course).

Bitch, please...

Friday, September 4, 2009

Back in MY Day

in my day
Via - just whatever

That's a Lotta Bullrider

Falls VERY short of the 8 second goal, but the dismount is a 10!

Walk, Don't Run

So here's U900, an amigurumi ukulele duo playing "Walk, Don't Run" to kick start your weekend...

Elmo's New Swine Flu PSA

Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel to take Elmo to a dark place...

The Carpenters Rock The Matrix

This is what The Matrix would have been like if instead of the grungy industrial soundtrack that you remember was replaced with something more upbeat and country-- like "Top of the World" by The Carpenters. Not quite the same effect...

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Beavis and Butthead Review Extract

Mike Judge's most iconic characters review his new movie Extract.

I am suddenly feeling very old...

Who's That Fat Lesbian?

Ricky Gervais & Thandie Newton re-enact Sarah Palin's porn on Graham Norton.

Sophie Can Walk

When Sophie McInnes was born on September 16, 2006, doctors said that she’d be unable to walk for at least a year. Her father, Gavin McInnes, simply wouldn’t accept it as medical fact.

Here’s the documentary Sophie Can Walk:

Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

I'm Loving the New iPhone Commercial

There really is an app for almost anything!

SFA - Salami Fighting Association

Oh internets...

You still manage to disturb the shiz outta me every now and then.

I have a feeling this concluded somewhere in the bedroom...

Magical Standing Broom Stuns Alabama

Apparently the Holy Spirit enjoys consignment shopping in downtown Prattville...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Is Barney Frank Gonna Have to Smack-a-Bitch?

I, for one, am glad someone has finally decided to address the wacko town-hallers with some humor. Go Barney...

"On what planet do you spend of your time?"

"Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."


A President Spears Administration

OK, besides just vomiting in a mouth a little of the idea, I kinda laughed at Britney Spears appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" last night. She delivered a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

"Free pie for everybody!"