Well at least I didn't e-mail you all this crap, right!?
Or try this:"Does he look like yo' daddy? Oh wait, wait, you never got to meet that bastard. How 'bout this: Does he look-like-yo' dad-dy? I know, I know. You don't know that rat bastard. I just think that's hilarious because if you knew him you'd know he was the ugliest mutha f*er on here!"