Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

I'm Loving the New iPhone Commercial

There really is an app for almost anything!

SFA - Salami Fighting Association

Oh internets...

You still manage to disturb the shiz outta me every now and then.

I have a feeling this concluded somewhere in the bedroom...

Magical Standing Broom Stuns Alabama

Apparently the Holy Spirit enjoys consignment shopping in downtown Prattville...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Is Barney Frank Gonna Have to Smack-a-Bitch?

I, for one, am glad someone has finally decided to address the wacko town-hallers with some humor. Go Barney...

"On what planet do you spend of your time?"

"Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."


A President Spears Administration

OK, besides just vomiting in a mouth a little of the idea, I kinda laughed at Britney Spears appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" last night. She delivered a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

"Free pie for everybody!"

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Yer Not MY Seed, Dude....

I DARE you finish this whole video.

Go ahead... try...

FINALLY! An Iphone App I can get Behind

Guess Which Child Is The Evil One

Evil kid

Oh Onion, you're the best when you're dark and inapporpriate.

Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

Have you Seen this Cat?

seen this catvia - flickr

Tarantino's Top 20 Films

Quentin Tarantino lists his Top 20 movies since he started to direct in 1992.

If you just want the list:

1. Battle Royale
2. Anything Else
3. Audition
4. Blade
5. Boogie Nights
6. Dazed & Confused
7. Dogville
8. Fight Club
9. Fridays
10. The Host
11. The Insider
12. Joint Security Area
13. Lost In Translation
14. The Matrix
15. Memories of Murder
16. Police Story 3
17. Shaun of the Dead
18. Speed
19. Team America
20. Unbreakable

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Rachel Maddow vs Dick Armey

In case you missed it, Rachel Maddow called out Dick Armey to his face this morning on Meet the Press.

The "ad" that compared Bush to Hitler was a user-submitted contest entry. It was not selected, and was never used by

Hey Alan, Alan, Alan? Steve?

Friday, August 14, 2009

Nerdy Talent

Solving two Rubik's Cubes while playing Guitar Hero (using a mirror) is no way to go through life, son.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

AMAZING Sand Painting

Kseniya Simonova is a Ukrainian artist who just won Ukraine's version of "America's Got Talent."

She uses a giant light box, dramatic music, imagination and "sand painting" skills to interpret Germany's invasion and occupation of Ukraine during WWII.

It's pretty amazing to watch and utterly mesmerizing.

PS - It also has me rooting around for Metallica's S&M album. The one they did with the San Fransisco Symphony

Watching White People Dance is Never NOT Funny

Lollapalooza was last weekend and these two dudes were more than happy to show off their super sweet dance moves for a local news station.


Dildo Wall Of Shame

What happens when you fall asleep on a Quentin Tarantino set? Well you get your picture taken with a giant purple dildo, is what...

Dildo Wall Of ShameClick to Embiggen

PS - Love some of the comments on the site:
"I tried this with my penis. Now I have to collect a shitload of signatures before I can move anywhere."

Via -

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Fo' Drizzle?

snoop dogg

INTENSE 2yr Old Michael Jackson Fan

This adorable toddler shows just how much a devoted Micheal Jackson fan he is.

It's Michael or nothing with this kid.

Also, don't interrupt him while he's dancing. Michael Jackson is serious business.

Catching Laptops With His Butt

First of all, anyone who names their YouTube account "Acrobuttocks" is aces in my book.

Secondly, how the hell do you discover that this is a talent you can excel in!?

Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston on CNN

Most. Entertaining. Larry King segment. Evar?

Like her or not, Kathy Griffin's guest-hosting gig of Monday night's Lark King Show was hilarious. She welcomed Levi Johnston for multiple segments of flirting, sexual innuendo, deep thoughts and a Teen Choice Award show recap.

Here's just one...

Friday, August 7, 2009

Amada Palmer shows Punk Cabaret is Feedom

amanda palmer, if you want to sing out

Amanda Palmer (of the Dresden Dolls) announced a "Ninja Beach Gig" on her Blog & Twitter last month.

Lots of people came, Amanda played ukulele for a while, there was a big group photoshoot....then Amanda decided it was a fine day for a music video.

So going off a suggestion from someone on Twitter, she learned "If You Want to Sing Out Sing Out", originally by Cat Stevens, that morning and here's the result.

I'm not a fan of Twitter (yet), but can honestly say Amanda is using it creatively and can't wait to see what she does next...

Party Took A Turn For The Douche

To those who've spent a night at the club that goes from "the perfect party" to a "lot of Ed Hardy" you will find this song from comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates highly amusing...

Bonus points for "Innerspace", "Growing Pains", and "Arrested Development" references...

Word to yer face; And yer mutha...

Rachel Maddow Exposes PR Firms Behind the Fake "Grass Roots" Anti-Healthcare Movement

I love Rachel Maddow.

Check out how she brilliantly exposes the Republican-funded and staffed PR firms behind the movement that's trying to disrupt town hall meetings and slow down/shout down health care reform in the U.S.

Parry Gripp’s Nom Nom Song gets Animated

I'm sure by now you've seen the utterly catchy, annoyingly adorable original Non Nom song. Well T-shirt designer extraordinaire Nathan Mazur of Scared of Bees has given it his own spin.

I apologize in advance for earworming this for you again. I know it prolly took a lot to shake it of the first time!

You Think She Looks Pissed NOW?

Sorry kid, sometimes honesty hurts...

Via - thehighdefinite

Ukraine Dudes Cover Katy Perry

And I thank them for amusing me to no end...

Heath Ledger's Modest Mouse Video

Heath Ledger, Modest Mouse, King Rat

Heath Ledger began directing a video for Modest Mouse's “King Rat” before his untimely death. It's been languishing in limbo until his associates at the Masses completed the violently unabashed commentary on illegal whale hunting.

What Exactly is Going on Here?

Monkey after my own Heart

We've all been there dude...