Well at least I didn't e-mail you all this crap, right!?
If your diccups lasts for more than four hours or you experience loss of vision in one eye, please seek medical attention immediately. While there is no cure for diccups, occurrences can be temporarily relieved by watching the final scene of The Crying Game. No matter how many times you see it, it always catches you off guard and scares the shit out of you.