Saturday, March 28, 2009

Lucky's (Incredibly Adorable) Funeral

These people obviously can't take care of fish (apparently this is the second funeral in a week), but the resulting funeral is terribly, terribly cute and worth a watch.

Thursday, March 26, 2009


Sweet Baby Jesus & The Orphans

I'm at a loss as to what is going on in this picture...

Any ideas?

Sweet Baby Jesus

Via - highdefinite

Bee Line to the Coconut

I can't claim to be a fan of daytime TV or of the show Ellen, however the TV was on earlier today and I caught this walking by the room it was in. I seriously laughed until my stomach hurt.

Of course, I'm easily amused so watch for yourself...

Top Chef Host + Bacon Porn = Win!

Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef host and former wife of Salman Rushdie) hocks new burgers for Hardee's/Carl's Jr and is hella hot doing so in the process...

Much, MUCH sexier than that skanky Paris Hilton one they did last year.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

‘Where The Wild Things Are’ Trailer

Finally! There is one! And set to Arcade Fire!? I think I peed my pants a little...

Nothing could of made me happier than seeing this today...

'Naked Dawn' Trailer

What if the Russians attacked the U.S.? What if that dude that always plays an animal or a gigolo in all his movies was our last hope? What if he was naked?

Rob Schneider, Mena Suvari and Vinnie Jones take on the Red Dawn in this NSFW but highly amusing spoof.


Via - Funny or Die

Cheating? That's a Shootin'

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

Dunno... Ad Looks Shady


Statler and Waldorf take on Fallon and Segel

I will never tire of posting clips of the Muppets. I'm excited about the 'reboot' Jason Segel will be doing with them this year.

Robot Party

The title alone merits a watch, but if yer as geeky as me I'm sure you'll find this hilariously entertaining.

Your Dog Tasted Like Chicken

Via - wizonk

Banned Family Guy Joke about the Simpsons

Check out the amusing commentary from Seth Mcfarlane after clip.

You're Somebody Special

"I would give my right arm for a knife like that!"

Via - blackenheimer

25 Things I Hate About Facebook

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

There's one in all of us

Here's a first look at the brilliant, just-released 'Where The Wild Things Are' poster.

I can remember hiding in corners of my elementary school's library reading this book flanked by large pillows I believed were Tzippy, Moishe, Bernard, Emil, and Aaron.

This makes me happy.

Where The Wild Things Are

Img - slashfilm

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Pats

I know this is old, but honestly it's the first thing I think of when someone sez 'Leprechaun.'

Thank you internet...

And can't forget the obligatory 'remix'

Cutest. Fails. Evar.

cute fail, hedgehog

Queen + A Spitz + A Pony = Win

A refreshingly simple clip that genuinely made me smile this morning.

Meh, so I'm easily amused... What of it?

Monday, March 16, 2009

Aisha Tyler got Nowassitall

Despite having a environmental policy degree from Dartmounth College, Aisha Tyler has been flexing her comedic chops since way back in the day when she hosted Talk Soup on E!

Check out her Hilarious promo for her new Comedy Central special- Aisha Tyler Is Lit: Live From the Fillmore.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

This Guy Sounds Like a Real Bastard

Lynda Day George

San Marcos, Texas native Lynda Day George (yes, that chick from Wonder Woman, Mission: Impossible, and The Love Boat) delivers one of the single greatest lines in cult film history in the 1982 sleazy gore-fest "Pieces"

Sandal Surfing in Saudi Arabia

How to Impersonate a Cop

So much LOLs going on here, but I most appreciate the Drama Queen T.

Impersonate Cop
Via - clumsycrooks

Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Superions - 'Totally Nude Island'

Totally Nude Island

Oh-Oh Oo-Oo Ah-Ah Lanie Hu-Hu!!

Fred Schneider of the B-52s has been fronting a sideband called The Superions.

This remix by Ursula 1000 is accompanied with a interesting compilation of vintage movie clips sliced together by Boston VJ Tom Yaz.

Just try NOT to bust out a 'strategically placed shell and raise a little hell' while listening! You'll be shimmying around the house nekkid and searching for your tiki lamps before too long.

You can check out the original here iffin you're interested.

No Pets Allowed Except for Blind People. And that Idiot Jeffrey

post office
no pets allowed
no pets allowed
Images - Burbia

Friday, March 13, 2009

For Your Eyes Only

A Flowchart of a Dog's Mind at the Dog Park

dog park

Via - Holy Taco

Family Guy Prompts Amusing Homosexuality Rant

Apparently this past week's episode of Family Guy prompted this dude to take to the interwebs to spread the message on the evils of the gays.

Be sure to stick around until after the bible thumping cuz it's highly amusing.

This vid'll make yer weekend. I promise.

PS Dude - There's nothing gay about rings and medallions. Nope. Nuthin'

How to Handle a Rude Audience

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Awesome YouTube Jam Mix

As dorky as that title sounds, I had a hard coming up with a simpler summary of this very impressive mixing of various YouTube clips to form what sounds like a great jam session. This one is a winner.

Check out the creator's website here for more 'mixes'.

Ricky Gervais Meets Elmo

Wednesday, March 11, 2009



This is one of the more interesting and amusingly WTF clip the interwebs have thrown at me in a while.

And yes, The lasers were cool...

Skynet Exposed! Why Terminators Transport Naked

Daft Punk - 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger'

daft punk

OK. I'm gonna give you an option as to which of these creative versions to watch, but being a HUGE fan of Daft Punk, I gotta nod my hat to both.

Bonus points for the slightly porn vibes!

Start with the original and then choose your destiny.
I'm going to admit that I always wanted to write that since those damn 'Choose your Own Adventure' books that consumed my middle school days...

The Original (Live Version)

For the Fellas

For the Ladies (and the Fellas that like the Fellas)

Finally Tonight, Jesus

I'm going to edit what I say about this clip...

But Jesus! Its awesome...

Monday, March 9, 2009

COPS - For Kids!

The Beatles vs LCD Soundsystem vs The Kinks

The Brits are Playing at my House

Most impressive!

Black or Gay: Who Has It Worse?

Wyatt Cenac visits white supremacist, Tom Metzger, to see if gay is the new black.

Billys Guitar Lesson

I've had this song in head all day. Thought I would share...

Hey, and you know what? You have a beautiful smile.

OK. Lets DO This..

PSA: Don't Fall In Love With A Homo

the lost boys

Check out this very important message from New York comedian and club promoter Jonny McGovern.

I've gotta say, I've been a sucker for any song with a kids's choir since that
song from 87's The Lost Boys. This does seen to be an odd song to have one included though...

Mad (Libs) Men

Totally being a fan of the show Mad Men, I found this parody highly amusing.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Rainn Wilson on Adult Swim

An equally disturbing and hilarious take on the magic of childbirth.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Disturbing Prom Night

Disturbing Prom Night

Ryan Adams

ryan adams

So I went to go see Ryan Adams and the Cardinals last night at the fabulous Majestic Theater in San Antonio.

Haven seen him a few times in the past I was surprised at the lack of histrionics. But that wasn't a bad thing. He turned out a great show despite some technical issues which caused a premature break in show.

Worse, the damn bar closed early. I was livid.

Overall, I have to give it to him. He's mellowed out and the show was prolly one of the best live ones I've seen in a while. Maybe marrying Mandy Moore had something to do with it.

The audience however was way lame. Seriously, some bitch even had the nerve to scream out "Summer Of '69" which lost it's humor years ago. I also was sitting next to the most annoying damn kids who's commentary on the whole event was the most idiotic thing I have heard in years. I wanted to punch someone.

Also, at one point in the show what looked like a homeless person sat in a nearby seat. He was over ten feet away, but the stank of his presence carried. He left before to long, but that lingered. For the rest of the show. It was bad.

The band pointed it out, and I thought that this was highly amusing: So many burly deep voiced dudes were screaming "I love you Ryan!" The band and I were both entertained by this.

Despite all that, it was an awesome night.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I Hate CHASE so Much...

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... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breath...

I'm still too livid to discuss what my unscrupulous credit card company did to me this week. But the hate I am feeling immediately reminds me of the below.

Come back tomorrow for the whole story...

Theater Dorks Love Mika (and so do I)

Mika's Grace Kelly has long been a guilty pleasure of mine. Don't judge...

Some film makers and theater students at TCU in Forth Worth organized themselves via a facebook group to create this highly amusing version of it. Being filmed in an one-take shot makes it all the more impressive.

Oh, and I use the term Theater Dorks with much love.

Facebook Explained

Over the past several months I've been getting significant social pressure to join Facebook. Everyone's insistence had been slightly turning in me off in a way. I feel like I'm being suckered into selling Amway or something...

Anyhow, I'm grateful that some grey bloke has finally explained to me what it's all about.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Ways to be Cool

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(Not so Limp) Bizkit

Meet Bizkit. Bizkit walks in his sleep.

Bizkit runs into walls. Bizkit amuses me.

Human Jiffy Pop

Watchmen Futurama Mashup

The guys at have created a an interesting mashup of the Watchmen trailer using clips from Futurama.

It may be great, but ALL GLORY still goes to the HYPNOTOAD!

The World Will Look Up and Shout "Save Us," and I'll Whisper, "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"