Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Its Mardi Gras!


Thanks for all the visits to the blog. I'm heading to Louisiana for a few days.

Assuming I survive, check back this weekend. See y'all then!

Poodle Exercise

susan powterBesides giving a new meaning to the term doggy style, this video is surprisingly fascinating.

It's a word-for-word parody of Susan Powter's first workout video, featuring poodles and is absolutely surreal.

Grammar Nazis

Change. Into a Truck

transformers

Star Trek vs Dead or Alive

I apologize in advance for reintroducing this song into your phyche.

Interesting Talent

Be sure to stick around to the end of this video to get to the bottom of this guys amusing 'talent'. Butt be careful, you might just laugh your ass off...



Oh, and turn off YouTube's annotation if the want the full uncensored version.

81st Annual Oscar Opening

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Never a fan of the show, but suckered into watching this year, I was actually entertained by host Hugh Jackman's 'budget' opening.

Besides being an hour too long, the rest of the show was pretty cool too

I'll be expecting Wolverine to sing a show-stopper now in the next X-Men movie.

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Office - The Musical

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A must-watch for fans of The Office!

Surprisingly awesome. THIS CLIP WINS AT INTERNET!




Extra Credit for the intro by Rufus Wainwright's Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk!

Lil' Tranny Fierceness

This kid already has his own YouTube Channel (including a hilarious version of Avenue Q's 'If you were Gay'), so I'm sure his folks are milking this for what it's worth.

Haven said that, his take on Cascada's version of 'What Hurts the Most' is full of win.

Ummm, kid... That's NOT a Balloon

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Determined Goose Attacks Sweet Dog

Some Dads are Jerks

Hilarious jerks; but still jerks.

At Great Heights












I've never been the hugest fan of heights (which is why I'm quite comfortable sitting safely behind this keyboard all day), but I did enjoy this series of fascinating aerial shots found on olesiafx.com.

Click the link for the rest of the photos in this interesting series.

The one directly below is my favorite :)


























Dramatic Norwegian Kid

Well how would you react if someone unfairly took away your PS3!?



The original unedited one is here.

Why You Don't Mess with...

...Cats
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...Dogs

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Via - Reddit

Monday, February 16, 2009

Sebastian's Voodoo

Check out the truly amazing animation created by Joaquin Baldwin, winner of the 2008 AniBoom Awards. Awesome story. I loved it.

See the rest of the talented nominees' submissions at aniboom.com

Dad Interrupts Soccer Show-off

I'm sure this dad was thinking he was just too cool NOT to come join his son in his activities. Unfortunately the kid wasn't amused. 'A' for effort though dad!

The only thing my dad ever barged in me on was... well... let's just leave it there...

Just watch. It's a highly amusing way to spend 20 seconds.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

I Wanna Bone the Lil Mermaid

The title tells you exactly what you're getting yourself into in this hilarious rap parody.

Obviously nsfw, but prolly the funniest thing I've seen all day.



Via - kontraband.com

Combating the "Guido Phenomenon"

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While some people are prepared to just sit back and ignore the "Guido Phenomenon," the folks over at Get Off Our Island are doing everything possible to raise awareness of the situation and save their home of Long Island.

You can join the resistance at getoffourisland.com or via their myspace.

'Family Guy' Remixes Christian Bale

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If you're like me, I'm sure you're tired of all the 'remixes' of the Christian Bale rant (I'm part of the problem; I posted one here), but you need to hear just one more.

It's incredibly full of win and highly amusing.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

The Simpsons - NEW Main Title

The first ever HD episode of The Simpsons will air this Sunday, 2/15/09.

Even cooler -
we're getting a new opening title sequence!!

PSA: Do NOT eat the World's Hottest Pepper

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Watching the physical changes in this guys face as he attempts to down the worlds hottest pepper is highly amusing.



"I think I'm having a contraction right now!"

This Is One Bad MoFo


Via - holytaco

Happy Valentine's Day

Friday, February 13, 2009

A Perfectly Normal Friday Night Somewhere

Diccups

Only the heartbreak of psoriasis makes me feel more sympathy.

Freshman vs Tire

Spoiler Alert: The tire wins.



Oh, to be young and retarded again...

Socksual Innuendoes

51 Jokes (in Four Minutes)

Valentine’s Day Ideas Chart



Click to Embiggen

via - sloshspot

Old-School Brit Lass Kicks Ass

This kid is a dad. Seriously.






Read the whole article here.

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

A Stop-Motion Day at the Beach


Camera on a Sushi Conveyor

A camera on a conveyor at a Tokyo/Asakasa sushi bar named Maguro-bito. Goes all the way back to the kitchen. Kinda interesting...

Joydick

Even if you lose; You win...



The Joydick is a wearable haptic device for controlling video gameplay based on realtime male masturbation. Through the use of a carefully designed strap-on interface, the user’s penis is converted into a joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions. For games requiring the fire button, a separate ring can be worn which converts hand-strokes into button presses. - sfmedialabs

The Reality of Wii Fit



Via - obsessable.com

Cookie Monster vs. Jay Z - '99 Problems'

Monday, February 9, 2009

Strong Kid

All Daddy Wanted

Beginnings of a Rapist v.2.0

Beginnings of a Rapist

Pew, Pew. Pew, Pew.

Underwater Tiger

Just about the coolest picture I've seen all day....

Sucker Punch

Alice in Wonderland was Trippy Enough

This makes me want to break out the pipe...

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Via - Seven Nation Army

How's Your News?

Trey Parker and Matt Stone will be producing a new news show for MTV called How’s Your News? All the reporters are mentally handicapped or physically disabled, which will be sure to cause some folks to scream exploitation, but from what I can see so far, it kinda rocks.

Stupid Goat

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Yes. You're Just that Lazy

Jabo0odyDubs lays down more realistic scripts for you favorite infomercials.

You can see many more on their YouTube page.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

PSA - Do your testicles feel okay?



More info at carpetestes.org

Most. Amazing. Acting. EVAR

As I'm sure most of you out there have obviously experienced, sometimes you just meet extremely random horny nurses. Check out this fine demonstration from 1989's Samurai Cop.

Dramatic Revelation of the Cupcake Dog

Stains, the dramatic cupcake dog made famous by The Soup and the ensuing viral videos, has a revelation of epic proportions.


Signs that, Sadly, you've Grown Up
















  • Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  • Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
  • Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
  • "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
  • You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  • 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
  • You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
  • You watch the Weather Channel.
  • Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
  • Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
  • Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
  • You're the one calling the police because of those damn punk kids next door.
  • Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
  • You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
  • You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
  • Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  • You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
  • A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
  • You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
  • 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  • You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  • You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

Gay Porn in Son's Room = Obvious Secret Girlfriend























Img - iheartchaos

Friday, February 6, 2009

Wee! Thud. Bonk

I have watched this on a loop an unhealthy amount of times.

It'll be the best 4 seconds you waste today!

Pinhead Reborn for Hellraiser Remake















One of the original "Hellraiser" FX artist, Gary J. Tunnicliffe, redesigned Pinhead for the upcoming remake of the 1987 Clive Barker classic. This is test footage from what Gary has christened “Project Angel: Recreating an Icon.”

Great... now the recurring nightmares I used to have as a kid about Cenobites will return.

Read more about it at Fangoria.

Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

In the Know panelists debate whether TV programs like Rock of Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness.



Via - The Onion

Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan, The Opera

Robot Chicken once again flaunts its geek cred with this hilarious Italian operatic translation of Star Trek II: Wrath Of Khan.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Best. 'Guess Who?' Question. EVAR.















Back in the day, I used to work with kids. The Hasbro game Guess Who? was always a favorite.

Some dude at totalleh.com finally got to ask the question I never could...

The Art of the Foley












A Foley artist on a film crew is the person who creates many of the natural, everyday sound effects in a film, which are recorded during a session with a recording engineer. - wiki

Some sounds are harder to recreate than others...

G-Mail Wants to Send you Free Stuff - Via Snail Mail













Oh the irony.

From the G-mail blog:

Not too long ago, one of the Gmail engineers broke out her vinyl cutter and made some Gmail m-velope stickers. Pretty soon, they were pasted to our desks, stuck on our laptops, and adorning the walls around the office. Then other people started asking us about them -- first it was just other Googlers. But when a guy I was sitting next to on an airplane asked where he could get a Gmail sticker, we realized other people might like them too.

So we designed some more, and printed up a whole bunch.




You can get them by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

Send me some Gmail stickers already
P.O. Box 391420
Mountain View, CA 94039-1420

Via - gmailblog.blogspot.com

Why Is My Girlfriend Mad?














Check out this interesting 'Human Art' from the show Kasou Taishou.

Kasou Taishou (Kinchan and Katori Shingo's All Japan Costume Grand Prix) is a semi-annual show on NTV in which various amateur groups (or solo artists) perform short skits, which are rated by a panel of judges. Especially in recent years, many of the skits have revolved around clever methods of "faking" cinematic special effects on a live stage. - wiki

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I Sales Turdles

Image - Flicker

Some Drugged Out 7 Yr Old

This poor kid is just coming back from the dentist and and is still tripping from the drugs. His dad reports that "he is doing fine now and the teeth are great," so enjoy this hilarious clip guilt free.

“I feel funny. Why is this happening? Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?”

Expect Plenty of Hot Tranny Messiness

RuPaul's new show, called RuPaul's Drag Race, premieres this week on Logo. It's basically America's Next Top Model for Drag Queens. You can find out more about it on the official website, but I think the picture below tells ya about all you really need to know about the show.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Christian Bale Freak Out (House Mix)

By now you've prolly heard the infamous Christian Bale freakout from the set of "Terminator Salvation" a few months back.

If not click the TMZ image below.



























A DJ named RevoLucian has created a highly amusing House Remix that's totally worth a listen. Bonus points for the Streisand cameo!

The Hamster Did It

Monday, February 2, 2009

Yoram Aschheim

Yoram Aschheim is an Israeli commercial photographer who I found on some Photoshop blog. You can see a good sample of his interesting works here or from his official website, www.yoram-a.co.il, but I thought this was too awesome not to share.































Click to Embiggin

Shiba Inu Seeks Satan

A-Team/Star Trek Mashup

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Kiss Me in 3D











Crest Whitestrips is jumping in on the hoopla is over the 3D awesomeness of those Superbowl spots. Take your Intel glasses and head over to kissmein3d.com. Pick your partner then choose a couple of scenarios where you will receive your big sloppy smooch over the internet. It's quite amusing and will give you something to use your stylin' glasses on before Chuck in 3D tomorrow.


There's Nothing Cute About to Happen



I think I just barfed a rainbow...