Radical Islam

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How's Your News?

Trey Parker and Matt Stone will be producing a new news show for MTV called How’s Your News? All the reporters are mentally handicapped or physically disabled, which will be sure to cause some folks to scream exploitation, but from what I can see so far, it kinda rocks.

Stupid Goat

Yes. You're Just that Lazy

Jabo0odyDubs lays down more realistic scripts for you favorite infomercials.

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PSA - Do your testicles feel okay?

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Most. Amazing. Acting. EVAR

As I'm sure most of you out there have obviously experienced, sometimes you just meet extremely random horny nurses. Check out this fine demonstration from 1989's Samurai Cop.

Dramatic Revelation of the Cupcake Dog

Stains, the dramatic cupcake dog made famous by The Soup and the ensuing viral videos, has a revelation of epic proportions.

Signs that, Sadly, you've Grown Up

• Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
• Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
• Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
• "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
• You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
• 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
• You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
• You watch the Weather Channel.
• Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
• Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
• Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
• You're the one calling the police because of those damn punk kids next door.
• Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
• You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
• You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
• Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
• You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
• A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
• You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
• 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
• You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
• You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

Gay Porn in Son's Room = Obvious Secret Girlfriend

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