Makeup Bandits

How do you prepare for New Years? If you’re like these four boys, you go on a cosmetics crime spree assaulting drugstore employees with blush and body spray.

2008 Year In Review from JibJab

JibJab once again is proudly "giving society a primo wedgie" in their year-end review.



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Giggity... Allllriiiight...

Quagmire your favorite site using this easy web tool.

Image - Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment LLC

The Amazing Race. For the rest of us!

So if you’re like me and always wanted to be on the Amazing Race (I’ve sent tapes in twice) but were completely, deathly scared of zombie-host Phil Keoghan here’s your answer! Steve Belkin, a seasoned traveler and former television producer, has a new tour company called Competitours which pits your team of vacationers against others as you visit creative and original destinations and compete in local-themed challenges. Sounds kinda fun!

Check them out here.


Images – CBS.com, competitours.com

Go Elf Yourself

Whoa... it’s easy to waste a lot of time creating hilarious, customized holiday messages with ElfYoursef by JibJab and OfficeMax. Hilarious.

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

What’s missing from The Princess Bride?

Hardly anything really… Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles, and don’t even forget about the R.O.U.S.'s!!!

Well someone managed to add a perfect missing ingredient: Lightsabers!

Now say it with me…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die.

Best American Idol Reaction. Ever

It’s hard to be believe that American Idol starts again a few weeks.



I have a feeling a particular vice presidential nominee from Alaska recently reacted the exact same way to something.

Obligatory Cat Videos

Fine. I give. It’s too hard to avoid videos with cats in them. Enjoy

Just don't lick me there!

I particularly love the “Sup, Bitch!?” reaction of the cat.

Showering with a Cat

I’m trying to pin down exactly what I’m so disturbed about in that one…

Santa's Gmail Account Exposed!

Click here to see the scandalous messages!

Via - Gizmodo

Dream Casserole

No, it’s not just the purple lactations that made me think something wasn’t quite right with this vid…



Image - CurdMonkey

Yes, More Cowbell is always better

Your life can easily be improved with these easy steps.

Step 1 – Visit morecowbell.dj
Step 2 – Upload a Song
Step 3 – Bring out your inner Bruce Dickinson by adding more Cowbell
Step 4 – Enjoy

And since now you want to see the clip again...




Image - www.morecowbell.dj

Understanding Joshua

I’m trying to understand Joshua. I really am...

NSFW-ish: http://www.charliewhite.info/sub/work/2001.html

Image: Charlie White

Planet Unicorn, Heyyy

In the year 2117, an 8-year-old gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp. He was granted three wishes. The first, a fur jacket. The second, a flying car. And the third was a planet full of unicorns. This is the story of that planet...

The freshest move I’ve ever seen

...it's like he was floating on air!

Unsolicited Yammerings

I get it. You’re tired of me sending you all those damn links. Fine. I set up this blog to finally have a socially acceptable receptacle of my unsolicited yammerings and nuggets of treasure I’ve mined from teh interwebs. Do you know how much free time I have!? It’s sad really… But luckily you get to reap the benefits... Enjoy…

Blogito, ergo sum

Tee Hee. I have a blog. It's my blog. I blogged it.