Single Ladies Devestation

Embedding is disabled on this one but, sweet baby jesus on a cross, this is hilarious and worthy of a look-see. The title alone made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9eL3ejXmE

Phillipines Got Talent’s Horse Lady

WHAT THE HELL did I just watch!?

Lesse...
Drag queen? Check.
Animal sounds? Check.
A weeks works of WTF? Check.

I gotta say though, it held my interest.

Oh My God - 'Bring Yourself'

Be sure to check out this very well animated video for "Bring Yourself" off of the Chicago-based trio Oh My God's latest album, "The Night Undoes the Work of the Day".

Do NOT change the channel...

... when Golden Girls is on dammit!!


via - awkwardfamilyphotos.com and Megan(!)

'We Are The World' Japanese Remake

... is all sorts of hilarious and just a smidge racist.

Sesame Street / Lady Gaga Mashup

Leave it to the Muppets to finally make a Lady Gaga vid watchable.

Yip yip yip yip yip yip . . .

Sassy Gay Friend: Othello

Powder Puff Cheerleaders Rule

High school dudes running around in dresses is surprisingly entertaining.

So is a Spongebob remix, it turns out...

Redneck Craigslist

Heavy Doobies

So yeah.... There's a lot to say about this clip, but I think I'll just let you discover the magic for yourself.

I pretty much was won over when the sex doll entered the picture....

Kid Gets Blown

No, pervert. Not like that...

I Gotta Have More Cowbell Whistle!

Dear Whores,

Greta Garbo + Pixies = WIN

Freakin awesome!!

Handling the Westoboro Baptist Church

Simple and Brilliant.

Jesus is Everywhere!

Mmmm.... Milk Seafood Noodle

Oh, Japan. You've done it again.

Awesome Dude is Awesome

All the time...

Fight Breaks Out In Whataburger

Well... Duh!

But seriously... That white dude wants his cheeseburger.

Glee - Sue's Corner: Sneaky Gays

The "Straight" Politician's Guide

Also, I Will Shoot You

Birdemic: Shock And Terror

Oh, I'm SO there!!!

I haven't seen such blatantly awesome effects since Avatar!

F**king Wasps

Cannot Unsee

Schoolhouse Rock gets Biden'd

Via - buzzfeed

Finish Him!!

I have no idea what I just watched, and I won't spoil the very unique err... 'attack' that one dude uses but it very NSFW, very ghey, and very hilarious.

Be sure to stick around for the end. Oh the hilarity, how it ensues.

I Suddenly Want a Poncho...

I Like To Dance

Yeah, I watch Yo Gabba Gabba. Here's prolly why.

Dude Really Hates Juice

Hitler weighs in on the Republicans

Don't worry. They'll never take away government-funded Viagra

The Jean-Claude Van Dance

Blue People - the trailer

Today's Nightmare Fuel

You're Welcome

America is at the Mall

Via - sadanduseless

The Terminator -Pixar Version

Han Discovers Luke and Leia's Secret

I'm always amused when someone manages to brilliantly combine two awesome movies...

TOOL

Look... You can either wear that shirt, or give your kid a piggyback ride. Not both.

Predictable Faceplant

Party GIrl

I'm sure the party DOESN'T start till she walks in.

And I'm not knocking her... I think she kinda rocks!

Couch Surfing

Meeting of the Minds - Beck and Palin

To the Moon

NOT Miley Cyrus!

I dunno what was funnier: Seeing that girl being totally repulsed by Miley Cyrus, or the oddly creepy dad voice.

Cat Attacks Baby!!

In the cutest way possible, of course.

Terrifying Dachshund

At first I was all "Kill it! kill it!"

Then then I was all "Oh.... that's kinda cute"

TV Theme Song Medley

Filled with plenty of "Hey, I watch that show!" moments.



PS - as a nerd I still firmly believe that "Firefly" had the best theme song EVAR!

Don't Mess With Textbooks

This one's for Oscar Romero -

Alright, we all know Jon Stewart and the Daily Show have many moment of win, and I try to avoid posting something too often from the show.

But I was especially impressed in a segment from last night. Being a Texan, I love my state, but am particularly embarrassed by crap like this.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Don't Mess With Textbooks
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

Hot Chip - 'I Feel Better'

'I Feel Better' is the second single from Hot Chip’s fourth full-length album, One Life Stand, and is one of my favorite songs on the CD.

The video is all sorts of disturbing in a highly amusing way. Don't let the boy-band scare you away (there will be worse things, I promise).

Don't pass this one up! Check it out...


Hot Chip - I Feel Better

Arnold Schwarzenegger is NOT a fan of the new Karate Kid

OK, that was pretty hilarious...

The Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day

House Lamb

Good Lord... This is ridiculously adorable...

Don't Run From the Police in Texas

Just a friendly reminder...

Oh, NOW I Recognize You...

Lord Of The Onion Rings?

Via - Flickr

Lion King Toy Fail

Will this Movie 'SUCK'?

Oh good, a vampire movie with Alice Cooper, Malcolm McDowell, Jessica Pare, Iggy Pop, Henry Rollins AND Moby. Just what the world needed...

No seriously, after all this Twilight crap, this is welcome news! :)

Out Of A Forest

Check out this brilliant stop-motion animation directed by Tobias Gundorff Boesen and set to the song "Slow Show" by The National.

Beautiful, well done.

Ignorance

Awesome 5 Second Films

These are the top 20 5 Second Videos Presented by UPROXX.com and 5secondfilms.com

The rules are simple: 2 seconds of beginning titles, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of end titles.

The results are quite awesome. Check 'em out!

Lady Gaga - 'Telephone ft. Beyoncé'

Ok, so I'm not normally a fan of either of these chicks, but laughed the whole way through this. In a good way...



PS - Yay return of the Pussy Wagon!

Babies on Board

Fun with Trapezoids

There will forever be one in my pocket from this day forward...

Fully Sick Rapper - 'Germaphobe'

Christian Van Vuuren, who is diagnosed with TB, previously posted this hilarious video after spending 55 days in quarantine.

Now, 71 days in, he's back with a new phobia...

I'm glad she won too and all...

... but jeez

You Belong With Me - the gay version

I dunno if Taylor Swift would approve, but the gays can be just so damn adorable sometimes...

BREAKING NEWS! Some bullshit is happening somewhere.

Oh man, the Onion is so awesome some days.


Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Ant Superhighway

This is freakin amazing!

Yeasayer - 'O.N.E.'

I've really been digging the Yeasayer's new album Odd Blood.

Check out the video for the totally awesome single 'O.N.E.'

Via Popjustice

Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer

Bravo! 5 Stars ... I cried .... then cried again.

PNAU - 'Wild Strawberries'

If you haven't seen this, well now you have, and there you are...

Epic Beard Man Punch Out

That clip of the dude punching out that other dude on the bus (which is now globally referred to as The Epic Beard Man) I posted about a while back has gotten several hilarious 'remixes' since.

You can check 'em all out here (and I highly recommend doing so), but this is by far my favorite...

Some Chick turns into Micheal Jackson

OK... so this is pretty interOMG! Quick! Kill it with a stick!

Man Talk

Kid Loves Vacuums

Meet Kyle Krichbaum. He likes Vacuums.

Like, A LOT...

Oh My Gosh…OH MY GOSH

I was so laughing at this chick, but then realized if I could do that I would soooo loose my shit too...

Good for you. Well done.

Tron Legacy: New Trailer

Yes, Yes!!!!

My blind devotion to the original as a kid has already convinced me this movie is going to be epic.



PS - Jeff Bridges is having a really good year...

You MUST...

OK, so seriously.. John Williams IS the man...

Well... He Ain't Nobody...

I think we're looking at the next drag super star...

Faith in a Warzone

I just love photos of our trooALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Man of the Year

Does Your Mom Know?

Kathy Griffin on Palin IN Alaska

This is from a show she did in Anchorage day before yesterday.

I hear Levi Johnston even escorted her out to stage.

Apatow/Robinson Screensaver

I must have this...

The "Pineapple Express" and "The Office" actor Craig Robinson is now available for download on your computer.

TO DOWNLOAD:
1. Go to www.funnyordie.com/promos/screensavers
2. Find the the icon of your operating system (Mac or Windows) and click
3. Go to System Preferences and make Craig Robinson your default screensaver.

The Golden Filter – 'Voluspa'

Golden Filter's new album, Voluspa, is out 4/26 and here's the title video.

A muted walk/bow in the snow, a dead tree in the fog, a campfire haloed with sparking embers, and a trip into a Victorian basement for some good old-fashioned levitation add up to something both spooky and emotionally resonant. - via

I dig it.

The Endless Night

As a huge Massive Attack fan, I approve this message of Film Noir love...



From the movies:

• THE LETTER (1940, William Wyler. Bette Davis)
• THE MALTESE FALCON (1941, John Huston. Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor)
• SHADOW OF A DOUBT (1943, Alfred Hitchcock. Joseph Cotten)
• DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944, Billy Wilder. Barbara Stanwyck, Fred MacMurray)
• MURDER, MY SWEET (1944, Edward Dmytryk. Dick Powell)
• SCARLET STREET (1945, Fritz Lang. Edward G. Robinson, Joan Bennett)
• LAURA (1945, Otto Preminger. Gene Tierney)
• DETOUR (1945, Edgar G. Ulhmer. Ann Savage)
• NOTORIOUS (1946, Alfred Hitchcock. Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman)
• GILDA (1946, Charles Vidor. Rita Hayworth)
• THE KILLERS (1946, Robert Siodmak. Ava Gardner, Burt Lancaster)
• THE BIG SLEEP (1946, Howard Hawks. Humphrey Bogart)
• THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE (1946, Tay Garnett. John Garfield, Lana Turner)
• THE LADY FROM SHANGHAI (1947, Orson Welles. Rita Hayworth, Welles)
• OUT OF THE PAST (1947, Jacques Tourneur. Jane Greer, Robert Mitchum)
• BRUTE FORCE (1947, Jules Dassin. Burt Lancaster)
• FORCE OF EVIL (1948, Abraham Polonsky. John Garfield, Marie Windsor)
• THE SET-UP (1949, Robert Wise. Robert Ryan)
• THE THIRD MAN (1949, Carol Reed. Orson Welles)
• CRISS CROSS (1949, Siodmak. Burt Lancaster, Yvonne de Carlo)
• GUN CRAZY (1950, Joseph H. Lewis. John Dall, Peggy Cummins)
• IN A LONELY PLACE (1950, Nicholas Ray. Humphrey Bogart, Gloria Grahame)
• THE ASPHALT JUNGLE (1950, Huston. Sterling Hayden)
• NIGHT AND THE CITY (1950, Jules Dassin. Richard Widmark, Gene Tierney)
• SUNSET BLVD. (1950, Billy Wilder. Gloria Swanson, William Holden)
• ACE IN THE HOLE (1951, Billy Wilder. Kirk Douglas, Jan Sterling)
• ANGEL FACE (1952, Otto Preminger. Jean Simmons)
• PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET (1953, Samuel Fuller. Richard Widmark)
• THE BIG HEAT (1953, Fritz Lang. Gloria Grahame, Lee Marvin)
• KISS ME DEADLY (1955, Robert Aldrich. Gaby Rodgers)
• NIGHT OF THE HUNTER (1955, Charles Laughton. Robert Mitchum, Lillian Gish)
• THE KILLING (1956, Stanley Kubrick. Sterling Hayden)
• ELEVATOR TO THE GALLOWS (1958, Louis Malle. Jeanne Moreau, Maurice Ronet)
• TOUCH OF EVIL (1958, Orson Welles)
• THE NAKED KISS (1964, Samuel Fuller. Constance Towers)

Mean (Disney) Girls

OMG. That's, like, so fetch!

Google Kills Bambi

You bastards!

Hold Your Horses - '70 Million'

I think I just had an artgasm...

South of the Border

Not everybody fell in love with “south of the border” quite like Sean.


Via Megan(!) and awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Pim and Jam

TROLOLLOL

Ummm... you're just gonna have to check this out for yourself.

http://trololololololololololo.com/

OK Go - 'This Too Shall Pass'

Well... Here we go again...

Please COME BACK!!

If she doesn't go back to him after THIS, she never will...



Note: This is likely a attempt in viral marketing for this song, but regardless... it's a lot of fun.

Universe - Even Trying?

Come on rest of the universe - are you even trying?


Click to Embiggen

Winning at Chatroulette

See!? Thet're not ALL pervs on Chatroulette.

The internet can be used for some good wholesome fun every now and then.

Good Job.



Oh wait.... there was that one at the end. :)

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - UPDATED

3/1 - This is a repost of a previous item. I've added another clip to it (Thanks Charlotte).

OK. I'm gonna give you an option as to which of these creative versions to watch, but being a HUGE fan of Daft Punk, I gotta nod my hat to all of 'em.

Bonus points for the slightly porn vibesthe last two!

Start with the original and then choose your destiny.
Ha! I'm going to admit that I always wanted to write those three words since those damn 'Choose your Own Adventure' books that consumed my middle school days...

The Original (Live Version)


Daft Hands


For the Fellas


For the Ladies (and the Fellas that like the Fellas)